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Caterwaul and Doggerel
Rants, opines, diatribes, condemnations, denunciations, lectures, castigations and general abject crotchetiness.
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What's the point of doing something stupid if you can't share it for the world to see, right? I've officially began my Couch to 5k programme. I'm tired of the high blood pressure and I figure it's time I put my foot down. One at a time. Read More
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I woke up in the wee hours this morning in a cold sweat. In my dream, my parents had joined a newfangled cult and one of the cool "features" was the surgical removal of their hands in a "welcoming ceremony for our visitors." Some extra-terrestrial Read More
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Honey, you remember when I woke you up at 4:00 AM when I was crawling back into bed and you were wondering what I was doing?I was up late, trolling on American political message boards.Next week, I'm moving on to Nancy Pelosi. Read More
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Okay, I'm reading through the news Sunday when I spot this article from the BBC. "Rock band Heart have called in lawyers after US vice-presidential
candidate Sarah Palin used their track Barracuda at a Republican Party
rally." Yay! Read More
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So in the interminable quest to explain how my brain works I present to you the following: A friend sends me to this YouTube video (embedding to be fixed when I'm not too brain dead to care).Eleven seconds of wonderment. Wonderful.From there Read More
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So I go to Dairy Queen for a treat at the end of the day. I'm liking the idea of a Pina Colada Blizzard, but with bananas included.. Mmm, the very thought made me drool. Sure, it's a little wacky, but if I'm going for a frozen dessert Read More
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I love those little snippets of dreams we wake up to. In this case, I'm sitting down with the company Sales Weasel over lunch and he pulls out a fresh, brand new copy of the Bible. "Oh," I'm taken aback. "I didn't realize you were a Read More
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Some things surprise me still, cynical as I have become lately. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not some long haired hippie running around in my beaded underpants screaming, "Free Tibet!" Although I would, in fact, consider it much more graceful Read More
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Mostly alive. Not feeling great, but I'm still kicking. Pneumonia really takes a kick at the ol' body. I've been struggling off and on with a cold since January. The pneumonia kicked in a little over a month ago and pretty much Read More
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I'm getting around to the classics eventually. We got The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester last week and I'm just past half-way through. One of the themes the main character Reich uses (to avoid telepaths) is a catchy song. "What's the Read More
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Normal people have dreams. I have dreams about SPAM counts. Read More
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Oh my ghod! This is horrible! Run for the hills, we're all in grave danger. The newfangled machine called Colossus - surely to rise up and be master of us all before our deaths at it's iron grip - has turned out to be less than the saviour Read More
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How wonderful is my Lady-love? She makes me smile, even when she's sick. She's smart when I'm wrong. She's cheery when I'm grumpy. She's charming when I'm snotty. She's well-versed in the finest of books, films and music Read More
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Many years ago, that adorable little fuzz monkey changed my life. He sent me a batch of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 tapes hosted by Adam West in a Turkey Day Triumvera.To celebrate Thanksgiving, I force my Lady-Love to watch an episode of MST3k Read More
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Yogi tea puts short phrases on their bags. I made myself a cup of Triple-Ec tonight and read it out loud."Where there is love, there is no question.""What?" says my Lady-love."This is *so* going up on my blog." Read More
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