Proving once more that I, too, can find strange and wonderful news on this "Interweb thingie": 

Man runs down deer with seven legs. 

Bag me a moose on stilts, too, won't ya? 

Honest.  I'm working - I'm working....  I'm trying to find a link for the story from Canada AM on "As if drivers didn't have enough to worry about when shopping for insurance, a new tongue-in-cheek study suggests predicting good or bad driving habits could be as simple as reading one's horoscope." 

(Hoo boy...  My lady-love is going to think I don't want the week off after Christmas...)