Top 10 signs skipping might not be for you:
10. You often mumble, “Hurry–ish.“
9. You see an easy double and think you need to add a triple axel.
8. You twirl your broom like Fred Astaire waiting for the throw.
7. You consider cross-checking every time that other skip sweeps your rock.
6. The only call you make on the ice is to your mother.
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4. Every time you throw the rock, it sinks.
3. On the first day of practice, you brought a Swiffer.
2. You hate this game.
1. You look at the angles and they all seem obtuse.